I think it’s because you’re all named Chris, and you’re all kinda scruffy and squinty and jacked, but in a sweet way. You’re always at the airport wearing raggedy tees that are tight just around the pecs. And you have bracelets with wooden beads, from Bali or wherever. — Kate McKinnon
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I am happier where no one knows my name.
– paletemptations (via wnq-writers)
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therapist: how are you feeling today?
me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale
therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means
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if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis
I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”
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jointphotographicexportsgroup:
lawful class: barnes & noble starbucks
neutral class: actual starbucks
chaotic class: target starbucks
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